I Can Haz Ur Spam Problemz Solved
Best comment spam ever. For the record, extortion/blackmail is not the way to my commenting heart folks.
hello , my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments , I can help you with this problem . I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50% .In return Id like to ask you to put a link to my site on the index page of your site. The link will be small and your visitors will hardly notice it , its just done for higher rankings in search engines.
Thanks, but no-thanks Richard - Dick for short.
So weird… whenever you post an interesting spam comment, I always get it too.
IM IN YR BLOGROLL SPAMMIN YR BUDDEEZ
Got the same. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me! “Give me your lunch money, and I’ll make sure no one bothers you.” ;)