An Open Letter

Dear Ms. Police Officer,

Thank you for not giving me a ticket this morning. You were gracious enough to let me be on my way, even though I was certainly in the wrong.

Thanks,
Me

P.S. - Just curious, why the hell is the speed limit for a major suburban 4+lane street 25mph? No schools nearby, no nursing homes, just mixed residential and commercial properties. This 25mph limit is one heckuva great way to make some big money for a tiny neighborhood. Oh well, next time I’ll take the freeway.